British Amateur Porn: Laura Hermansen Hardcore Movie

April 14th, 2011

While this British porn movie is old, infact so old I’m half surprised you don’t need a projector and screen to watch it, it’s a cracking example of the type of British smut that Your Choice Movies have tucked away in their archive. It’s just good old proper British filth.

Fans of British Porn will recognise the model as Laura Hermansen, popular back at the start of the millenium, and the male performer is none other than John Mason, popular back at the turn of the last century.

The scene starts with Laura filmed from behind running up the stairs, and the teasing 1st glimpse of her bare arse tells you you’re in for a treat.

For more British amateur porn you NEED to have a look at Your Choice Movies, they have a fuckload of British stuff – and the best thing is they own a lot of other British sites you can get free access to ranging from amateur porn, cumshot stuff, handjob movies, everything really, tons of it. Have a look at the entire archive at Real Sex Pass for more British porn :)

British Porn Milf Lady Sonia Gives a Lucky Member a Titwank and Sucks Him Off!

March 29th, 2011

Bloody hell, talk about looking after your customers ..

It’s hardly a secret that Lady Sonia is probably the best British porn site on the ‘net. Having been online for 10 years+ and updating their members area with top quality wanking material as often as they do – that makes for one helluva archive of British porn.

You’d think that that’s all you have to do to look after your customers, right? Well not in Lady Sonia’s case, as we see her here actually inviting members into her studio to take part in the action – Talk about going beyond the call of duty to give good customer service – literally servicing the customers!

Lady-Sonia.com is a HUGE site packed with all different kinds of UK smut to cater for a wide range of tastes – do yourself a favour and click here to view what Britain’s #1 unfaithful wife has to offer YOU!

Posh British Porn Totty Holly Kiss Fucked

March 24th, 2011

Jim Slip again proves he’s Britain’s luckiest luckbox by chancing upon a damsel in distress in the form of British porn chick Holly Kiss stranded after some kind of convenient mishap with her car.

Ever the gentleman our man Jim comes to the rescue, not by whipping his dipstick out and waving his magic wand, but by giving Holly Kiss a lift to his apartment and talking her into indulging a spot of rumpy pumpy.

Full British Porn Video at UK Street Sluts

Another Sexy British Teacher at St Mackenzies Girls School

March 17th, 2011

I was just sent this fresh gallery from St Mackenzies Girls School of their ‘new history teacher’. Here’s what the headmistress of St Mackenzies had to say:

Meet our new history teacher Miss Abigail. She has settled in well and has joined the ranks of the few strict teachers at St Mackenzie’s. She will have you trembling in your boots as you watch her slip off her tight fitting red suit jacket and sexy lingerie, then she pulls up her skirt up and lies back on the desks with open legs.

Well fuck me they know where to find their sexy teachers innit. Only a couple of weeks ago they introduced their new sexy English teacher, and now a fucking fit blonde history teacher joins the ranks at this horny hotseat of learning.

Horny History Teacher

My old history teacher was blonde as well as it goes, bit older than this stunner though. But still any female teacher at school is a target to be perved over unless they’re over 60, stink of sweat and have a mass of hairs poking out of their raggedy Nora Battey’esque tights like spiders legs.

Luckily, although being on the wrong side of 35, my old teacher wasn’t all that bad.

Unfortunately the closest physical contact we had happened one day when she came into school dressed in flimsy seethrough trousers with her white panties with black polka dots very visible underneath. Middle of the lesson and my history teacher bent over in front of me to inspect someones work or something, giving me a good view of her arse and her spotted knickers. To this day I haven’t got a clue why I thought it would be a good idea, but I leant forward and drew around the outline of one of the spots of her knickers, on her trousers, in my Berol handwriting pen.

In a parallel universe she would have noticed, pretended to get angry, issued me with a detention and we’d have had a fumble in the stationary cupboard after school.

But alas, and I suspect probably for the best – my teacher didn’t even notice that I’d clumsily drawn on her bum.

Sexy Teacher Stripping

Click one of the pictures above for the free picture gallery of this fit British teacher stripping, or click here for St Mackenzies Girls School.

Jim Slip Fucking Brunette Beauty Up The Arse

March 4th, 2011

I set eyes on this little lady from far away. My eyes fixed immeadiatly on her peachy arse. It didn’t take me long to determine that infact she wasn’t a lady at all, but a filthy, cock loving slut. My mission, should I choose to accept it, was clear. I had to relieve my throbbing dick and quick.

This pretty thing was just in the right place at the right time to help me do just that. So many cock sucking whore bags in the world and so little time. This one grabbed the attention of my manhood from the begining. I knew I was going to bang her brains out from the start. She had that twinkle in her eye and I had that familiar twitch in my trousers. From her juicy tits to those luscious lips, she was going to get creamed all over and she was going to love it. A cum shower isn’t to every sluts liking, but I could tell this one was going to enjoy every second of it.

British Milf Danica Collins

March 2nd, 2011

Danica Collins


Danica Collins has been on the British Porn scene for years but has recently popped up with her own site Just Danica.

Having graced the pages of page 3 and countless top shelf gentlemans pamplets Danica has built up quite a fan base, proved by the popularity of her British porn site.

Have a gander at the video below of Danica Collins and see what you think .. if you want me to add more pics of Danica to British Porn Sites then leave a comment and I will dig some out :)

Sexy English Teacher Caught Nude

February 24th, 2011

A sexy picture gallery of a blonde teacher at a British all girls school caught in the altogether brought to you by our friends at St Mackenzies.

Sexy English Teacher Caught Nude

Nice picture set n all as with most galleries from this site they’re in hi-res, like 3500pixels on the long side. That’s big. Allows you to get up close and personal with every nook and cranny of this hot sexy teacher in her seamed stockings and suspender belt. Just be grateful these pics are of a sexy teacher in her twenties, not some wrinkled wizened old battleaxe cunt of a French teacher in her sixties.

Having said that, reminds me my French teacher was fucking hot. She was my form tutor in my 1st year at secondary school – I’m gonna guess that she was late twenties, mid thirties at a push. She was fucking horny, wore a short skirt to school every single day and more often than not would be wearing fishnets – a cleverly dropped pencil let me discover that they were indeed stockings, not boring old tights. Looking back I’m amazed that she was allowed to dress like it – fucked if it would be allowed now – unless you’re lucky enough to see what goes on behind closed doors at St Mackenzies Girls School

UK Street Slut Priscilla Lovett

November 15th, 2010

Todays dollop of British porn is once again served by Jim Slip in a handy wank-sized portion. The main course features some bird called “Priscilla Lovett” .. Jim reckons that Priscilla wrote to him asking to be featured on his cracking site UK Street Sluts.

In the video we see the obligatory meeting between the hunter and the hunted, this time in the car park outside Jims apartment. She tells him that she’s a fan of his British porn stuff, and that she wants him to fuck her on camera. This must be the luckiest bloke in the world.

Full British Porn Video at UK Street Sluts

Terri Jane Nude Pics

November 11th, 2010

Terri Jane is one of Britains newest glamour models, and is gaining in popularity for 2 very good reasons. Have a look at the Terri Jane picture below, click on it to see the whole gallery, and you’ll see what I mean.

Terri Jane

This picture set was sent to me with the proclaimation that it was “Terri Jane’s First Full Frontal Picture Set”. Well call me old fashioned but seeing as she’s not actually starkers and parading her clackalackadackdack for the whole world to see – I think their claim is unfounded. Anyway I know plenty of you like her, and will appreciate the gallery. You can see more of Terri Jane and a bunch of other UK glamour models at Brooke Lee Playmates.

British Porn Star Kerry Louise

November 9th, 2010

Busty British Pornstar Kerry Louise takes time out of her busy schedule from fucking her way across America to meet our grey haired charmer Jim Slip. Jim reckons he was amazed by the size of her tits, saying that each boob was the size of his own head.

After trying for ages to get Kerry Louise fucking on video, Jim Slip tracks her down sets up a meeting with her under Tower Bridge in London. After a quick chat amongst the rat shit & tramps piss he takes her back to his apartment and fucks her brains out. Or wait – does he? It turns out that he’s more than met his match – and this big titted British porno model is a handful in more ways than one – she absolutely fucks him silly. Check the Kerry Louise video below to see what I mean.


Full British Porn Video at UK Street Sluts