Archive for the ‘British Porn’ Category

British Amateur Porn: Laura Hermansen Hardcore Movie

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

While this British porn movie is old, infact so old I’m half surprised you don’t need a projector and screen to watch it, it’s a cracking example of the type of British smut that Your Choice Movies have tucked away in their archive. It’s just good old proper British filth.

Fans of British Porn will recognise the model as Laura Hermansen, popular back at the start of the millenium, and the male performer is none other than John Mason, popular back at the turn of the last century.

The scene starts with Laura filmed from behind running up the stairs, and the teasing 1st glimpse of her bare arse tells you you’re in for a treat.

For more British amateur porn you NEED to have a look at Your Choice Movies, they have a fuckload of British stuff – and the best thing is they own a lot of other British sites you can get free access to ranging from amateur porn, cumshot stuff, handjob movies, everything really, tons of it. Have a look at the entire archive at Real Sex Pass for more British porn :)

British Porn Milf Lady Sonia Gives a Lucky Member a Titwank and Sucks Him Off!

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Bloody hell, talk about looking after your customers ..

It’s hardly a secret that Lady Sonia is probably the best British porn site on the ‘net. Having been online for 10 years+ and updating their members area with top quality wanking material as often as they do – that makes for one helluva archive of British porn.

You’d think that that’s all you have to do to look after your customers, right? Well not in Lady Sonia’s case, as we see her here actually inviting members into her studio to take part in the action – Talk about going beyond the call of duty to give good customer service – literally servicing the customers!

Lady-Sonia.com is a HUGE site packed with all different kinds of UK smut to cater for a wide range of tastes – do yourself a favour and click here to view what Britain’s #1 unfaithful wife has to offer YOU!

Posh British Porn Totty Holly Kiss Fucked

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Jim Slip again proves he’s Britain’s luckiest luckbox by chancing upon a damsel in distress in the form of British porn chick Holly Kiss stranded after some kind of convenient mishap with her car.

Ever the gentleman our man Jim comes to the rescue, not by whipping his dipstick out and waving his magic wand, but by giving Holly Kiss a lift to his apartment and talking her into indulging a spot of rumpy pumpy.

Full British Porn Video at UK Street Sluts

Another Sexy British Teacher at St Mackenzies Girls School

Thursday, March 17th, 2011

I was just sent this fresh gallery from St Mackenzies Girls School of their ‘new history teacher’. Here’s what the headmistress of St Mackenzies had to say:

Meet our new history teacher Miss Abigail. She has settled in well and has joined the ranks of the few strict teachers at St Mackenzie’s. She will have you trembling in your boots as you watch her slip off her tight fitting red suit jacket and sexy lingerie, then she pulls up her skirt up and lies back on the desks with open legs.

Well fuck me they know where to find their sexy teachers innit. Only a couple of weeks ago they introduced their new sexy English teacher, and now a fucking fit blonde history teacher joins the ranks at this horny hotseat of learning.

Horny History Teacher

My old history teacher was blonde as well as it goes, bit older than this stunner though. But still any female teacher at school is a target to be perved over unless they’re over 60, stink of sweat and have a mass of hairs poking out of their raggedy Nora Battey’esque tights like spiders legs.

Luckily, although being on the wrong side of 35, my old teacher wasn’t all that bad.

Unfortunately the closest physical contact we had happened one day when she came into school dressed in flimsy seethrough trousers with her white panties with black polka dots very visible underneath. Middle of the lesson and my history teacher bent over in front of me to inspect someones work or something, giving me a good view of her arse and her spotted knickers. To this day I haven’t got a clue why I thought it would be a good idea, but I leant forward and drew around the outline of one of the spots of her knickers, on her trousers, in my Berol handwriting pen.

In a parallel universe she would have noticed, pretended to get angry, issued me with a detention and we’d have had a fumble in the stationary cupboard after school.

But alas, and I suspect probably for the best – my teacher didn’t even notice that I’d clumsily drawn on her bum.

Sexy Teacher Stripping

Click one of the pictures above for the free picture gallery of this fit British teacher stripping, or click here for St Mackenzies Girls School.

Sexy English Teacher Caught Nude

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

A sexy picture gallery of a blonde teacher at a British all girls school caught in the altogether brought to you by our friends at St Mackenzies.

Sexy English Teacher Caught Nude

Nice picture set n all as with most galleries from this site they’re in hi-res, like 3500pixels on the long side. That’s big. Allows you to get up close and personal with every nook and cranny of this hot sexy teacher in her seamed stockings and suspender belt. Just be grateful these pics are of a sexy teacher in her twenties, not some wrinkled wizened old battleaxe cunt of a French teacher in her sixties.

Having said that, reminds me my French teacher was fucking hot. She was my form tutor in my 1st year at secondary school – I’m gonna guess that she was late twenties, mid thirties at a push. She was fucking horny, wore a short skirt to school every single day and more often than not would be wearing fishnets – a cleverly dropped pencil let me discover that they were indeed stockings, not boring old tights. Looking back I’m amazed that she was allowed to dress like it – fucked if it would be allowed now – unless you’re lucky enough to see what goes on behind closed doors at St Mackenzies Girls School

British Porn Star Kerry Louise

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Busty British Pornstar Kerry Louise takes time out of her busy schedule from fucking her way across America to meet our grey haired charmer Jim Slip. Jim reckons he was amazed by the size of her tits, saying that each boob was the size of his own head.

After trying for ages to get Kerry Louise fucking on video, Jim Slip tracks her down sets up a meeting with her under Tower Bridge in London. After a quick chat amongst the rat shit & tramps piss he takes her back to his apartment and fucks her brains out. Or wait – does he? It turns out that he’s more than met his match – and this big titted British porno model is a handful in more ways than one – she absolutely fucks him silly. Check the Kerry Louise video below to see what I mean.


Full British Porn Video at UK Street Sluts

British Housewife Porn

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Jim Slip out on the prowl with a hidden camera on the hunt for British housewives willing to get fucked on camera for his British porn site UK Street Sluts.
He spots a chubby British housewife and our silver tongued hero doesn’t waste any time in chatting her up and going in for the kill. In next to no time he’s got his pray – in the shape of Rebecca, a UK amateur who it handily turns out has a history of hardcore porn – lured back to his flat where she dresses up in schoolgirl uniform. I have to say that she looks like a 1st class slapper – which is nice.

Have a gander at the video below and watch Jim Slip work his charm before fucking this dirty British housewife up the arse. See more of his antics at his archive movie site – Gentleman Jims UK Street Sluts

See the full movie and a fuckload more British filth

British Sluts – UK Street Slut Jess

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Another adventure for Gentleman Jim Slip .. his script would have you believe he was out for a stroll on Surrey’s North Downs when he chanced upon British student Jess.

Jess, not unlike most British students isn’t exactly flash for cash and jumped at the chance of starring in one of his British porn films to earn herself a few quid. Jim reckoned that Jess would hate doing the scene with him, but reckoned she fucking loved it, even donning a school uniform before sucking his cock and getting fucked four ways ’till Tuesday. This video is a tiny glimpse into the legend that is “Gentleman Jim” – see what kind of mad shit this bloke gets up to at Jim Slip’s UK Street Sluts

Chav Porn – All Aboard The Chav Van

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

British Porn - Wanking in the Chav Van

Well we’ve all heard of the Bang Bus. Unlucky British Porn fans might even have heard of ‘Van Babes’. Well here’s a new spin on it all – The Chav Van. The premise is simple – cruise around McDonalds car parks, or park up outside of Morrisons and wait for British chav slappers to lure into the Chav Van with the promise of a bottle of Buckfast or a packet of 20 Lambert & Butler.

The Chav Van will also appeal to fans of British Dogging, but its main appeal will be to British Porn aficionados who want to see dirty UK Chav sluts being filthy.

Click the picture above to see Isabel Dean giving herself a right good fudding in the back of the Chav Van.

Tegan Brady’s Huge Boobs

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Here’s another British Porn gallery from Tegan Brady..

Tegan is just 18 years old – and I mean literally just 18, these pictures taken days after her 18th birthday. click here for the Free Tegan Brady Pics – it’s a gallery of Tegan stripping out of a flimsy grey sports top and white shorts down to her purple underwear. Alternatively click the picture below for her exclusive site and see all the Tegan Brady Videos…

Tegan Brady